Disney Princesses: Star Signs & Group Chemistry

Here is the delightful thing the chart reveals: the twelve Disney Princesses are astrologically perfect. One princess per sign, three apiece across fire, earth, air and water, the most balanced group we have ever scored. Every element, every temperament, every way of being a heroine is represented exactly once. The result is a 74, Beautiful Chaos, because a court this diverse will always have as many squares as it does trines.

The engine's Anchor is Snow White, the Libra, which is sweetly on the nose: the gentlest, most universally beloved princess, the one every creature in the forest adores, is the harmonizing center the whole group orbits. The smoothest bond is Snow White and Rapunzel, two Air signs in a perfect trine, the two sunniest, most creature-and-hobby-loving princesses on an effortless shared wavelength.

The sharpest square is Ariel and Moana, two ocean-loving heroines who on paper should be best friends, but Pisces the dreamer and Sagittarius the doer want very different things from the sea: one longs to escape into another world, the other charts a course straight through this one. Meanwhile the Wildcard is Cinderella, the Cancer whose quiet warmth swings from overlooked to fairy-tale royalty. Twelve princesses, every star sign, one perfectly balanced and beautifully chaotic court.